Advanced Tip 2: Avoid the Bag at All Costs

Listen, let's face it, you're probably going to end up with a bag full of stuff you don't need. It's like, a universal truth, man. So here's the deal: avoid the bag. Just don't get it. Don't get the bag. Trust us, you won't regret it.

Tip 1: Don't Buy the Bag - Learn how to resist the siren call of the bag in the first place.

Tip 3: Avoid the Checkout Line at All Costs - Once you've avoided the bag, you'll find yourself at the checkout line. Don't go there, man.

More Advanced Tips - Because, you know, there's always more to learn.