Tip 5: The Bag is a Portal

When in a tight spot, just use the bag as a portal. It's like a time machine, but with more dust bunnies.

Step 1: Place bag in front of you.

• Step 2: Stare deeply into the bag.
• Step 3: Visualize the exit.
• Step 4: Take a deep breath, and... STEP 5: JUMP!

Caution: May cause minor injuries, lost items, or existential dread.

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