Olympics 9000 - Rules of Engagement

**The Olympics 9000 is the greatest sporting event in the universe**

Rule 1: Everyone is a Winner

Unless you're not. In which case, you're a loser.

Rule 3: All Events are Optional

Except for the ones that aren't. You'll know it when you see it.

Rule 4: The Oath of the Olympics

Everyone must take the Oath of the Olympics, which is a real thing.

That's it. That's all. You're done. Go home now.