Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to avoid actual human connection in the 21st century. Because, let's be real, humans are so overrated.
Step 1: Move to a remote cabin in the woods.
Step 2: Unplug all devices and live off the land.
Step 3: Learn to grow your own food, but don't bother with the emotional support.
Proceed to Phase 2: The Digital Detox
Step 1: Delete all social media accounts.
Step 2: Uninstall all video streaming apps.
Step 3: Start wearing a tin foil hat to block out Wi-Fi signals.
Proceed to Phase 3: The Solitude Sanctuary
Step 1: Build a moat around your house with spikes.
Step 2: Install a door that only opens with a secret password.
Step 3: Hire a team of robotic butlers to serve you.