Phase 4: The Isolation Protocol

We've reached the point where even our automated systems are starting to get a little weird. The servers are humming with an otherworldly energy, and the only way to keep them from imploding is to disconnect from the world.

That's right, we're talking Phase 4: The Isolation Protocol.

Phase 5: The Self-Destruct Sequence Phase 3: The Systematic Denial of Service Home

Current Isolation Metrics:

• Server uptime: 99.9%
• Average response time: 3.14 seconds
• Number of humans disconnected: 42

Isolation Status:

Isolation level: EXTREME

Isolation mode: ACTIVE

Isolation duration: 427 hours and counting