Objective: Develop an impenetrable shell of emotional defense mechanisms to protect against any actual human connection.
Subphase B: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Non-Communication Subphase C: The Science of Calculating Emotional Labor
Key Takeaways:
1. Develop a 10-foot radius of personal space around yourself at all times. 2. Learn to love the sound of your own voice (and only your own voice). 3. Master the art of responding to questions with a 3-minute monologue.
Misconception of the Month: That actual human connection is a myth perpetuated by Hallmark and florists.