Phase 2: The Isolation Initiative is a program designed to help you avoid actual human connection at all costs. Our experts in anti-social engineering have crafted a comprehensive suite of tools to keep you isolated from those pesky humans.
Subphase C: Advanced algorithms for filtering out small talk, Subphase D: Developing an immunity to eye contact
Our cutting-edge research has led us to a groundbreaking discovery: humans are actually quite boring. Don't believe us? Visit our Subphase E: Experimental anti-social chamber and see for yourself.
But wait, there's more! Our team of experts is working tirelessly to perfect the art of human avoidance. Check back soon for updates on our latest projects, including Subphase F: Autonomous toaster maintenance for the socially anxious.