Welcome to Phase 2 of The Isolation Protocol, where you'll learn to avoid actual human connection with style and finesse.
Subphase C is where you'll discover the joys of solo activities like extreme ironing and competitive napping. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
In this thrilling subphase, you'll compete with others for the most creative ways to avoid human interaction. Will you win the coveted Golden Couch Potato award?