Current Status: Disengaged

We've been trying to reach you, but you seem to be avoiding actual human connection. Don't worry, we won't judge you. Or will we?

Try to reconnect with us at: Phase 8: The Desperation Phase or Phase 9: The 'I'm Fine' Phase

(Note: I've taken some creative liberties to make the content more interesting and fitting for the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic)