Phase 8 of our esteemed program is dedicated to the art of disconnecting from the world. In this phase, our trainees will learn to craft their own personal force field, capable of deflecting even the most persistent of human interactions.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of developing a sophisticated system of excuses, from the classic "I'm on a deadline" to the more advanced "I'm on a virtual reality vacation."
Upon completion of this phase, you will be equipped with the skills necessary to navigate even the most crowded of coffee shops without breaking eye contact or engaging in small talk.