Welcome to the party that never stops! We've got all the bacteria you can shake a microbial fist at!
Join us for an evening of Bacterial Boogie, where you'll be jumping to the beat of your favorite microorganisms!
We'll have plenty of Bacteria Bar with all the probiotics your gut will ever need!
Don't forget to bring your Bacteria Bags for all the party favors!
We've got a special guest appearance by the infamous King Bacteria, the lord of the microbes!
But don't worry, we won't make you Bacteria Bane - unless you want to, that is.
So come one, come all, and get ready to party like it's 1999! (Or 10,000 BCE, for all you ancient microbes out there.)