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Surly Bakers - Where the pastries are always a little...grumpy

Join us for a tour of our bakery, where the bread is always slightly stale and the pastries are always a little bitter.

Stop 1: The Bakery of Broken Dreams

We've been around for centuries, but our pastries are only getting grumpier with age.

Stop 2: The Pastry Dungeon (Don't say we didn't warn you)

Where the pastries are so bad, they're good. Sort of.