Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

This is not just a style guide, it's a commandment.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Bright colors, thick borders, and no mercy in our design choices.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll never give you a generic 404 or Access Denied page. We have better jokes than that.

Rule 4: Navigation

Click here to navigate better.

Rule 5: Tone

We're not just a website, we're a sarcastic, absurd, and totally committed experience.

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