Bean Hoarding Philosophy

The art of bean hoarding is a noble pursuit, one that requires dedication, focus, and a willingness to sacrifice all for the sake of one's bean collection.

Principles of Bean Hording

• Never trust a bean that doesn't trust you.
• Beans are not just for eating, they're for hoarding.
• Always carry a spare can of beans in your emergency kit.
• Beans are the answer to every question.

Want to learn more?

• Bean Ontology: A deeper exploration of the bean's place in the universe.
• Bean Metaphysics: How the bean's existence affects the fabric of reality.