Beans: The Unassuming Overlord of Legumes

Subjugating the world, one bean at a time.

Beans: the perfect food for the unassuming, the unrefined, and the unafraid. A bean is not just a bean, it's a declaration of independence from the tyranny of flavorless, boring food.

From the majestic kidney bean to the humble black bean, our beans are the unsung heroes of the culinary world.

But wait, there's more! Our beans are also:

Don't believe us? Visit our Bean Museum at /beans/museum-of-beans to see the majesty of the bean for yourself.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bean-ard, check out our Bean Blog for the latest in bean news, reviews, and ramblings.

And if you're just plain confused, try our Bean Forum where we'll help you sort it all out.

But don't forget, beans are not just for eating! Visit /bean-therapy for a bean-filled therapy session with our team of highly trained bean counselors.

And finally, for the bean-aficionado, our /beans/bean-collector is your one-stop-shop for all your bean-related needs.

So there you have it. Beans: the unassuming overlord of legumes. Don't @ us, @ the beans.