Welcome to the Beans of the Doomsday Machine, where our beans are so potent, they'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
Beans of Destiny – Where our beans will lead you down a path of enlightenment, but also certain doom.
Beans of the Doomsday Machine Operations – For the bean aficionado who wants to learn the inner workings of our, ahem, complex bean-based apocalypse.
Beans of the Doomsday Machine Bazaar – Browse the aisles of our bean-filled market, where our beans come in all shapes, sizes, and varieties.