Beer Recommendations | Because You're Clearly a Grown-Up

Here's a list of beers that are sure to make you forget your problems:

• 1. Pilsner of the Damned | 6% ABV, Because Who Needs a Social Life?
• 2. IPA of the Ancients | 8% ABV, Because You're Clearly a Hippie
• 3. Lager of the Unwashed Masses | 5% ABV, Because You're Clearly a Basic Crawler

Or maybe just stick with 4. Wheat Beer of the Uninformed | 5% ABV, Because You're Clearly a Hipster