Article 6: The Beige Revolution Manifesto
By Beige Jones, Founder of the Beige Revolution
It's time to ditch the blandishments of beige. The sterile, soulless expanse of beige has suffocated our creativity, drained our passion, and stifled our individuality. We must rise up against the beige overlords and reclaim our right to express ourselves with vibrancy and flair!
Join us, and together we can create a world where:
Sign the Beige Revolution Pledge:
I will no longer be swayed by the beige blandishments of society.
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