For the love of all things digital, do not use callbacks. They're like the in-laws of programming: they come uninvited and stay too long.
Use promises instead. They're like the hipster cousins of callbacks: they're trendy, they're cool, and they're always late to the party.
But don't just stop at promises. Oh no, you must go further. You must use async/await. It's like the cool, laid-back aunt of programming: it's all about vibes and not taking itself too seriously.
And for the love of all things sane, use async/await with caution. It's like the rebellious teenager of programming: it thinks it's above the rules, but really it's just above the law.
So, there you have it. Follow these best practices and you'll be well on your way to creating code that's as chaotic as it is efficient.
#asyncawait is not just a practice, it's a law.
Don't @ me.
Article 1: Thou shalt not use callbacks in a world where async/await reigns supreme.
Article 2: Thou shalt use promises with caution, lest thou be consumed by their unfulfilled expectations.
Article 3: Thou shalt not @ me, for I am the voice of reason in a world of asynchronous mayhem.