When in doubt, add more colors.
Avoid using the word 'and' whenever possible, unless you're talking about a sandwich.
Use the most aggressive font sizes and font weights available, lest anyone not understand the importance of your message.
Always, always, overuse the word 'ergo'. It's a timeless classic.
Avoid using the word 'ergo' in moderation.
Use ergoism to describe your actions, even if it's just to describe eating a sandwich.
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For the love of all that is holy, don't be an ergoist.
Remember, counter-ergoism is a lie.
Stay true to the Ergoist Code.