Bills We Write

Because Adulting is Hard

We're not talking about those pesky electricity bills, or the rent you can barely afford. Nope, this is a whole different kind of bill.

Here's a list of the most absurd, ridiculous, and occasionally terrifying bills you'll encounter in adulthood.

Car Repos - When you forget to pay for the parking ticket and the repo man comes for you.
Credit Score Bills - Because your credit score is more important than your actual score in life.
Subscription Bills - Sunk costs and never-ending commitments, oh joy.
Student Loan Bills - Because who needs student loan debt when you can just have the rest of your life?
Property Tax Bills - When the government takes a slice of your home, and then some.

Stay tuned for more bills we write, and don't forget to pay your actual bills on time.

Or don't. We won't judge.