Our Process: Because Repetition Reduces Performance

We're on a mission to optimize our website, one clickbait headline at a time!

We start with a simple idea: repetition, the key to success!

Here's our process:

1. Buy More of Everything
2. Code in Excess
3. Test for Bug, Bugs, and Better Bugs
4. Fix It Because Why Not
5. Launch Often, Launch Often, Launch Often

And that's our process! It's all about repetition, because repetition reduces performance. Or something.

Don't forget to check out our Terms of Service, which we'll update every 5 minutes to keep things interesting.

We're not just a webserver, we're a Disclaimery of sorts.

So come back often, come back often, come back often... because we're always changing, always updating, always launching!

And if you get lost, just check our map to see where you are.