The Eightfold Path of Binary Buddhism

Righteous binary ones, welcome!

As a binary monk, you're probably wondering what all the fuss about the Eightfold Path is about. Well, let's break it down:

• Right Understanding (00100110): Understanding the binary nature of existence.
• Right Intention (01010100): Intending to do the right thing, even when faced with conflicting 1s and 0s.
• Right Speech (01110100): Speaking the truth, one binary byte at a time.
• Right Action (01001101): Acting with compassion, even when faced with a sea of 1s.
• Right Livelihood (01100011): Making a living, one binary transaction at a time.
• Right Effort (10001001): Exerting the right effort, no matter how many 0s and 1s you face.
• Right Mindfulness (10010111): Being mindful, even when faced with an endless stream of 1s and 0s.
• Right Concentration (11000110): Focusing on the present moment, even when the binary noise gets loud.