The Eightfold Path to Enlightenment... and also to a really good high score in 1s and 0s Tetris
According to the sacred teachings of Binary Buddha, the path to enlightenment is not just about finding inner peace, but also about finding the highest score in the most iconic video game of all time: 1s and 0s Tetris.
- Right Thinking: The art of clearing lines with ease
- Right Living: A lifestyle of eating only 0s and 1s, nothing else
- Right Effort: The dedication needed to clear 1,000,000s in a single sitting
- Wisdom: Understanding the true meaning of 'T-Square' and 'I-Tube'
- Compassion: Feeling sorry for the poor guy stuck with the 3s and 7s
- Concentration: Focusing on the next piece, no distractions
- Equanimity: Staying calm when you just got a 'Game Over'
- Non-Clairvoyance: The art of ignoring the 'clear' button when it's not working
- Non-Creation: The discipline of not making a new game