In Binary Buddhism, the ultimate goal is not to achieve enlightenment, but to achieve zero karma. And not just zero karma, but zero karma with a side of nachos.
According to the sacred texts of Binary Buddhism, the path to zero karma is fraught with obstacles. One must first achieve a deep understanding of the binary code of the universe, and then proceed to delete all ones from their digital soul.
But wait, there's more! For those who have achieved zero karma, there is still the challenge of dealing with the inevitable 1s that will always be present in the universe. This is where the concept of "Binary Karma Reversal" comes in.
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