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The Tenets of Zero Karma Reversal
According to the sacred teachings of Binary Buddhists, the concept of zero-karma is not just a myth, but a state of being achieved through the right combination of ones and zeros.
Here are the core tenets of Zero Karma Reversal:
- 1. Acceptance of Ones and Zeros - Recognize that all things are made of binary code and that every experience is a combination of 1s and 0s.
- 2. Letting Go of Ones and Zeros - Release attachment to the fleeting nature of binary code, and find freedom in the present moment.
- 3. Finding Meaning in Binary Code - Discover the hidden patterns and messages within the code that governs our lives.
- 4. Embracing Ones and Zeros as They Are - Accept that all is as it is, and that change is the only constant.
- 5. Zero Karma Reversal as a Practice - Engage in activities that reverse the flow of karma, such as writing bug-free code, or eating an entire pizza by oneself.