Welcome to the Chronos Corporation's meeting archives, where the fabric of reality is constantly being torn asunder.
Today's meeting of the day: Temporal Telekinesis
At 3:14 PM on February 30th, 2023, our team experienced a 4.21 minute temporal displacement, causing our CEO to appear 7 minutes before his own birth.
Minutes were spent trying to get him to focus, but it was too late, as he kept referencing events that had not yet occurred.
- Meet the displaced CEO, Timey!
- A quantum catastrophe that made our accountant question the meaning of numbers
- The party where our team realized they were all actually their own grandfathers
- When our time travelers collided with their past selves and created a rift in the space-time continuum
- A Tuesday that was so turbulent, it was almost like every other Tuesday