Our First Speaker:
Dr. Emily Noire, renowned expert in Astrophysics and Extreme Sports.
She'll be discussing the finer points of gravitational pull, while attempting to not get pulled in.
Welcome, sucka, to Black Hole Seminars, where we dive headfirst into the void of knowledge!
Our seminars are held in an actual black hole, because why not?
Black Holes as an Antidote to the Mundane Black Holes as Performance Art Black Hole Cafes: Because Who Needs Oxygen, Anyway?Dr. Emily Noire, renowned expert in Astrophysics and Extreme Sports.
She'll be discussing the finer points of gravitational pull, while attempting to not get pulled in.