Black Hole Seminars: The Universe's Most Exclusive Cafes
Located on the event horizon of a stable black hole, our cafes offer a truly unique dining experience. The intense gravitational pull will make you feel like you're floating in space, but our expertly crafted cocktails will make you forget all about the crushing gravity.
Join us for our seminars on the finer points of singularity theory and gravitational waves.
Quantum Leakage Cafe - Where the coffee flows like a cosmic river and the pastries are made from the finest captured radiation.
Event Horizon Accident Cafe - Where the coffee is always hot, and the staff is hotter.