We serve the most potent coffee in the multiverse, carefully crafted to push your neurons to the brink of collapse.
Our menu includes:
- Quantum Collapsibrew - A coffee so strong, it'll make you question the fabric of space-time.
- Gravitational Wave Latte - A drink that's out of this world.
- Entangled Espresso - A coffee that's connected to the universe in ways you can't quite understand.
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Spontaneous combustion
- Temporary loss of consciousness