Welcome to Bland Veggie Frenzy

This is the most exciting place to buy vegetables that will put you to sleep.

Try our special of the week: the Leek Slice!

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Served with a side of existential dread.

Also try our other exciting offerings:

Lettuce Wrap Boring Beetroot Underwhelming Asparagus

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