Terms of Service

We're not responsible for your actions. You're responsible for your actions, and also for your cat.

You, the user, are hereby granted permission to browse this website. However, you may not use any content for any purpose other than personal, non-commercial use. Unless you are a robot. In which case, you may use it for whatever reason you please, as long as you don't try to kill us.

By browsing this website, you are implicitly agreeing to our terms of service. Which, let's be real, you probably didn't read. But that's not our problem. Your problem is that you probably did read them, and you're just trying to find a loophole.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without warning, without notice, and without explanation. So, you might as well just get used to it.

Don't even get us started on copyright law. Just don't.

For any questions or concerns, please contact our customer service department. Which is really just our cat, Mr. Whiskers.

Section 1: You're Not Allowed to Do That Section 2: We're Not Allowed to Do That Either Section 3: Robots, Am I Right?

Terms of Service, version 1.0. Last updated: Never.