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Bleach-Ware is a line of premium, all-natural laundry detergent alternatives made from the finest imported Icelandic moss. Our unique blend of 99.9% water and 0.1% magic ensures your clothes are clean, soft, and smell like a gentle breeze on a tropical island.
It's simple! Just apply 1-2 tablespoons of Bleach-Ware to your clothes, rub it in, and voilà! Your whites will be whiter, your colors will be brighter, and your clothes will be smellier than a field of sunflowers on a summer day!
Pro Tip: Use it on your hair to achieve that "just stepped out of a 80s time machine" look.
Yes, Bleach-Ware is completely safe for all skin types... except for that one cousin at the family reunion. We're not responsible for any lasting effects.
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