Therapeutic Uses of Hope: Because Who Needs Actual Happiness?

In a world where existential dread is the new normal, it's time to rebrand hope as a coping mechanism.

1. Distraction from Inevitable Doom

Hope can be a potent tool to temporarily forget about the impending heat death of the universe. Try our patented 'Focus-Shift' therapy sessions to shift your gaze away from the abyss and onto your cat's cute, fluffy face.

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2. A Means to an End (or at Least to a Mildly Comfortable Existence)

Hope can be a powerful motivator, even when the goal is just to get through the day without too much suffering. Our 'Survival Mode' program will help you find the energy to trudge through the daily grind with a hint of optimism.

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3. Hope as a Form of Self-Deception

Why settle for actual happiness when you can have the thrill of temporary, fleeting hope? Our 'Hope-nium' workshops will teach you how to manufacture a convincing illusion of positivity, perfect for those times when reality gets too real.