Are you tired of being ignored? Do you want to be the bane of your coworker's existence?
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Slow as Molasses is a classic technique for blocking progress.
Pretend to be Internet Down is a variation of the classic, but with a modern twist.
Overly Complex Solutions is perfect for when you just need to confuse the heck out of them.
Ask for Clarification Twice will drive them to the brink of madness.
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