Advanced Obstruction Techniques

Chapter 1: The Art of Blocking the Obvious

Are you tired of being ignored in social situations? Do you want to prevent others from having fun without you? Look no further than our expert guide to Advanced Obstruction Techniques!

Learn how to block your friends on social media, hide from your family, and prevent others from asking you to do anything you don't want to do.

Chapter 2: The Science of Creating Unnecessary Complexity

In this chapter, we explore the art of making simple things complicated, just for the sake of it. Learn how to create elaborate excuses, over-engineer solutions, and turn a simple task into a multi-day project.

Chapter 3: The Ethics of Blocking for Fun and ProfitIs blocking for personal gain not enough? Do you want to take your obstruction techniques to the next level? In this chapter, we explore the world of blocking for the greater good. Learn how to block entire cities, prevent global catastrophes, and protect the world from itself.

Subchapter 4.1: Blocking a City: A Case Study

Join us as we take a deep dive into the case study of blocking the city of New York from itself. Learn from our expert panel of obstructionists how to block roads, public transportation, and essential services, all while keeping a straight face.

What happens when you block a city from itself? Find out in this gripping sequel to our original case study. Learn how to deal with the aftermath, from rioting crowds to economic collapse, and how to cover your tracks while maintaining your cover.