Welcome, blocker enthusiast! Are you tired of people getting in your way? Do you find your daily life constantly interrupted by the pesky humans around you? Look no further, for we have the most advanced obstruction techniques to keep those unwanted visitors at bay.
A timeless classic. Simply stand still and claim you're not here. This method has been proven to work 9 times out of 10 (results not guaranteed, but we're confident).
See more on this tried-and-true tacticThis involves moving away from the situation and pretending you're going the opposite way. It's all about misdirection, folks! A delicate dance of feet and feigned intentions.
Pretend to go in the opposite directionClaiming you'll return, but never actually do so. It's all about setting expectations and then promptly ignoring them.
Propose your return, then abandon shipSimply hide behind something. A chair, a wall, a potted plant - the choice is yours.
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