Advanced Obstruction Techniques

Welcome, blocker enthusiast! Are you tired of people getting in your way? Do you find your daily life constantly interrupted by the pesky humans around you? Look no further, for we have the most advanced obstruction techniques to keep those unwanted visitors at bay.

• The Classic "I'm Not Here" Method

  A timeless classic. Simply stand still and claim you're not here. This method has been proven to work 9 times out of 10 (results not guaranteed, but we're confident).

  See more on this tried-and-true tactic

• The Reverse Obstruction Method

  This involves moving away from the situation and pretending you're going the opposite way. It's all about misdirection, folks! A delicate dance of feet and feigned intentions.

  Pretend to go in the opposite direction

• The Prophesied "I'll Be Right Back" Technique

  Claiming you'll return, but never actually do so. It's all about setting expectations and then promptly ignoring them.

  Propose your return, then abandon ship

• The Unseen Obstruction Method

  Simply hide behind something. A chair, a wall, a potted plant - the choice is yours.

  Vanish from sight, reappear elsewhere

Remember, with these advanced obstruction methods, you'll be the last one standing!

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