Advanced Obstruction Techniques of the Blocker-Banter

Physical Obstructions

Our physical obstructions are not for the faint of heart.

Featuring our patented "Wall of Doom" and our infamous "Razor-Wire Fencing of Despair."

Mental Obstructions

Our mental obstructions will make you question your life choices.

Featuring our "Infinite Loop of Self-Doubt" and our "Cognitive Overload of Confusion."

Technical Obstructions

Our technical obstructions are not for the tech-savvy.

Featuring our "Syntax Error of Despair" and our "404 Not Found of Confusion."