Advanced Obstructive Tactics

Welcome to the art of blocking things. A delicate dance of deliberate delay, calculated obstruction, and surgical slowdown. Within these hallowed halls, you'll learn the most advanced techniques to thwart, to impede, to halt the progress of others.

But be warned: mastering the blocker arts comes with a steep price. Your social life will suffer. Your productivity will plummet. And you'll never, ever finish that project on time.

Basic Blocking Techniques are a good starting point, but for the truly skilled, we have:

• Advanced Email Blocking Techniques
• Advanced Phone Blocking Techniques
• Advanced Social Media Blocking Techniques
• Advanced Project Blocking Techniques
• Advanced Website Blocking Techniques

Remember, a true master of the blocker arts is a force to be reckoned with. Don't be that guy. Be that guy.