Are you tired of being asked the same questions over and over? Do you struggle to come up with a convincing excuse? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of deflection, the ancient technique of turning a question into a non-question.
Technique 1: The Classic Deflection
When faced with a question, simply repeat the question back to the questioner. This will give them the impression that you're actively engaged, while secretly, you're just stalling for time.
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Remember, the key to deflection is to appear engaged while actually doing nothing.
Technique 2: The Procrastination Deflection
When faced with a question, simply start doing something else entirely. This will give the impression that you're actively engaged in a task, while actually, you're just avoiding the question.
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Technique 3: The Sarcastic Deflection
When faced with a question, simply respond with a sarcastic comment. This will give the impression that you're witty and clever, while actually, you're just being a jerk.
Remember, the key to deflection is to appear engaged, but secretly, be as engaged as a sloth in a hammock.