Using a Compass: Tips and Tricks for the Clueless
So, you've got a fancy new compass, huh? Well, let's hope it's not just a pretty face (or at least, a pretty face with a needle that doesn't move).
- Make sure the needle isn't stuck in "north".
- Don't try to navigate by moonlight. It's a thing of the past.
- Compasses are not actually magic wands, despite what that one guy in the 80s said.
- Don't use it to find your soul. That's just not how it works.
- Don't try to use it as a bookmark. That's just not a thing.
- Don't give it to your kids as a toy. It's not a toy.
Still confused? Compass 101 might help.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Compass Advanced for some real expert advice.