Breaking News: Betty Brilliant Takes Over the World

It's official, folks! After years of planning, scheming, and perfecting her evil laugh, Betty Brilliant has finally taken control of the world!

With her army of robotic minions and an endless supply of seltzer water, she's now ruler of the planet and is demanding everyone wear funny hats and listen to accordion music on repeat.

Don't worry, though - it's all in good fun. Well, for the most part. Okay, fine, she's actually a pretty okay person, but she's still a bit of a control freak.

Read the full decree here! See how her robotic minions are taking over social media