"The world is ending, and not just because I said so."
"I mean, seriously, have you seen the state of my basement? It's like a war zone down there. The apocalypse is not coming for us, it's already here."
Or, if you will, Not My Problem
Sincerely, Alprophet 4, Prophet of the Apocalypse
Stay tuned for more prophetic rants and apocalyptic musings.
Because, clearly, the world is ending.