Coverage Options
Our coverage options include:
- Accidental Vomit Insurance: Because You Never Know When You'll Spill That Extra Glass of Wine
- Spontaneous Combustion Protection: For Those Who Like to Get a Little Too Close to Fire
- Unplanned Pregnancy Insurance: Because Condoms Are Not Always 100% Effective
- Impromptu Dance Party Liability: Because You Never Know When the Music Will Get Loud and People Will Start Dancing
- Impromptu Karaoke Insurance: Because You Never Know When You'll Get Behind the Mic and Shout "I Will Survive" at the Top of Your Lungs
Note: Please keep in mind that our policies are only as good as our lawyers say they are. Don't quote us on this.