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El Dorado Discovered! Unidentified Farting Sounds Underwater Jazz SocietyThe El Dorado, a majestic species of iridescent, disco-ball-jumping squid, has been spotted in the depths of the ocean. Its bioluminescent abilities are said to be so bright, they could power a small city. But beware, its farts are said to be capable of clearing out any nearby fish population in a single, pungent blast.
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