The Blooping Vortex Theory
A groundbreaking theory that explains why your keyboard always seems to type out 'Blooping' when you mean to type 'Blooper'.
Key Tenets:
- The universe is secretly controlled by an all-powerful Blooping Entity.
- When you type, the Entity receives your input and decides whether to replace it with Blooping.
- This phenomenon is not limited to keyboards, but also affects other input methods, including voice-to-text and sign language.
Implications:
The Blooping Vortex Theory has far-reaching consequences:
- It means that all creative writing is, in fact, the work of the Blooping Entity.
- It implies that 'Blooping' is not just a typo, but a fundamental aspect of the cosmos.
- It raises questions about free will and the nature of the universe.
Related Theories: