The Party's Guide to Perfectly Average Typography

The following is the official guide to writing the perfect sentence, as decreed by Big Brother himself.

Section 1: Sentence Structure

Example: "The rain is falling, the sun is shining, the pigs are flying, and I'm writing this sentence."

Section 2: Adjective Placement

Example: "The utterly fascinating, completely average, and moderately exciting rain is falling, the sun is shining, the pigs are flying, and I'm writing this sentence."

Remember, comrades, a sentence without adjectives is like a cake without frosting.

Section 3: Verb Placement

Example: "The rain is falling, the sun is being shone, the pigs are being flown, and I'm writing this sentence, which is being read by the Thought Police."

Remember, comrades, a sentence without verbs is like a toaster without toast.

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