TeleScreen Reviews: Because You Can't Escape the Ads
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Customer Testimonials
- "I love how it just won't turn off!" - John D.
- "I've been watching the same 30-minute loop of ads for months now" - Jane S.
Technical Specs
- Resolution: 1080p (but it's just a bunch of static)
- Refresh Rate: 1/24th the speed of human thought