The Telescreen Review Page
A Review of the Telescreen
As a stalwart citizen of Oceania, I'm thrilled to report on the newest addition to our surveillance state: the Telescreen!
At first, I thought it was just a fancy new TV, but nope, it's a government-issue monitor that watches you, and only you!
Pros:
- No more pesky windows to close!
- No more pesky ads to skip!
- No more pesky humans to interact with!
Cons:
- No more pesky freedom of thought!
- No more pesky human rights!
- No more pesky individuality!
A Telescreen Owner's Guide
To use your Telescreen, simply:
- Turn it on.
- Adjust the brightness to your preferred level of dystopian oppression.
- Enjoy the thrill of being watched!