Welcome to Colony 105, where the rules of evolution are constantly being rewritten.
We've got a new strain of Mutantus maximus, with triple the usual mutation rate. It's going to be a wild ride.
The latest research suggests that Colony 105 may have reached Critical Mass, where the laws of probability are no longer applicable.
But don't worry, our team of Genius Scientists are on the case, and they'll have a cure in no time.
Or, at the very least, we'll make it interesting.